There’s really not much I can say about this. I saw it on The Soup and knew it was meant for WTF. Growing up with boys toys we got the occasional ooze dripper or slime shooting figure, but we never had to deal with toys like this. I’ll take a “Secret of the Ooze TMNT figure over the chance of getting whizzed on any day.

By the way… is it just me, or does that daddy seem to be enjoying his “shower” a little too much?