Dany Heatley 1-Upped By Girl, Proves Why He Plays Hockey And Not Baseball

San Jose Shark’s Dany Heatley proves very evidently why he’s paid to slap a puck than to throw a baseball.

Heatley, given the chance to co-throw the first pitch as a recent San Francisco Giants home against against the Philadelphia Phillies, gets completely 1-upped by a 15-year-old girl who funny enough was also throwing at a further distance away from the catcher than him.

Way to go, meat!