Darth Vader Opens Wall Street

Here’s something I never thought I’d ever see in a lifetime… As representatives of Lucasfilm Ltd., Darth Vader and a number of Storm Troopers from the Star Wars franchise rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange. R2-D2 also made an appearance and rolled around on the stock exchange floor doing absolutely nothing.

I can’t help but think that all this is just the beginning to a major disturbance in the force… Although it’s now been made abundantly clear. Wall Street has been compromised by the Empire.

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi you’re my only hope…