Dumb Ways to Die (in Video Games) Parody

The Dumb Ways To Die PSA has become an instant internet classic and has already spawned a couple of great parodies, but this new, video game themed version might be the best one out there… at least for people who suck at games as much as I do.

Lyrics:
Lyrics
(Sonic) You can run out of air
(Assassins creed) Miss a ledge that isn’t there
(Mario) you think you are player two
(Zelda) Go into town and abuse cuckoos

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

(Smurfs) Running into some grass
(Halo) Your team-mate being an ass
(Rock Band) Getting boo’d off the stage
(Mortal Kombat) Die getting sacked by Johnny Cage

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

(Minecraft) Let a creeper in
(GTA3) There’s no button to swim
(Goldeneye) That stupid bitch always dies
(Portal) Not believing that the cake is a lie

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

(Tetris) leave a gap in your stack
(Xcom) Trigger an alien attack
(World of Warcraft) Getting ganked by a rogue
(Battletoads) That one f***ing level in Battletoads

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

(Oregon Trail) Trying to ford that river and get dysentery
(Pokemon) You beat the elite 4, but you lose to Gary
(League of Legends) Face check a bush when your teammates aren’t there
(Team Fortress 2) When theres demo stickies just everywhere
(Resident Evil) Slow on the draw for a quicktime event

It may not rhyme but it’s quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die