Embarrassed Police Mistakens Penis For A Weapon

Ack, don’t you just hate it when this happens? I swear it happens to me too every other time I get patted down. In all seriousness, props to both for handling the pat down professionally. I think if another man touched my junk I’d jump 10 feet into the air. I’d go from “that’s my penis” to screaming “don’t taze me, bro” as I get zapped repeatedly for resisting arrest.