Dawn of the Planet of The Apes is just about to hit theaters. Let’s take a look at everything wrong with it’s predecessor… including James Franco… especially James Franco.
Just so there’s no confusion (at least among people who read the description), we think this movie is bad-ass. But our motto does not allow us to ignore movies’ sins just because we like the film. Plus, you guys have REALLY been asking for this. So here are the sins of Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes.
Skeleton Crew Never Say Die!
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