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Fap Your Way To A Cleaner Future With New Wearable Tech

Everyone does it, and now one of the world’s biggest suppliers of masturbatory inspirational material has created a device that harnesses the kinetic energy of punching the clown and uses it to charge mobile devices. Of course… the device is named Wankband.

If you are interested in being a betatester for the device, just head over to: www.thewankband.com

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