We’ve seen all manner of revenge services lately. Some send dog poop, some send glitter bombs, but this is the first one that lets you teabag someone through the mail. The service costs ten dollars and allows you to send a reusable teabag (shaped like a scrotum) to a friend or foe. Here are the details on the full package:
A packet of loose leaf tea (NUT FREE!)
This malty blend known as the “Champagne of Tea”. It is grown in the exclusive region of Darjeeling and is known for it’s elegant, muscatel notes reminiscent of Champagne. Golden strands of Marigold are added to make you feel as though you are truly drinking the stars while simultaneously being reminded you’re steeping a ball-sack. Ou fun!
Ingredients: Margaret’s Hope Estate black darjeeling tea, marigold petals
A reusable teabag
So the person you’re teabagging can relive the experience time and time again.
A short personal note
Add a touching personal note to your order to really hit it home. Some suggestions are: “Enjoy my balls in the morning.” or “You’ve just been teabagged mutha f*%^&*!”….. you get the picture.
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