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From Barney The Dinosaur To Tantric Love Guru

While thousands of people continue to search the internet to find out what Steve from Blue’s Clues has been up to all these years, no one thought to ask how Barney got into tantric sex?!? In a “where are they now” that puts a whole new spin on the lyrics to the PBS show’s theme song, it turns out that the man in the big purple dino suit has taken on a career path that none of his former viewers would have ever expected. That’s right, he’s now a tantric sex guru.

The man inside the big purple costume was David Joyner, and he’s told Vice that his time on Barney & Friends was actually the inspiration for the work he does now. So, what exactly does he do? For $350, he will treat you to a four hour session that includes ritual baths, cosmic orgasms and chakra balancing. It is important not that the these services are only offered for female client.

“Before I got into the [Barney] costume, I would pray and ask God to allow his loving divine spirit to flow through me through the costume and let that draw the kids. That energy would always draw them in,” he told Vice.

SOurce: Newshub
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