James Walters has recently found internet fame by taking popular songs and then tweaking them so he could sing them as Gollum with a Lord of The Rings Spin on them. Well, now he’s back and he’s tackling a song that has been really popular with goats lately… Taylor Swift’s “I knew You Were Trouble.”
LYRICS
Once upon a time
A few mistakes ago
We were in our cave
You got us alone
You found us
You found us
You found us us us us (gollum)
We thought that you were food
You tricked us
You tricked us
You tricked us us us us us uuuhhhsss
Now it’s long gone
We were stupid to trust
And we realize
The blame is on uuussss
Cause we knew you had precious when you walked in
So shame on us now
Our cries echo through the Misty Mountains
Since you came around
Cause we knew you had precious when you walked in
So shame on us now
Our cries echo through the Misty Mountains
Now we’re lying in the cold hard cave
OH, OH, PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS!
Black Riders chased us down
They never saw us cry
Okay maybe we cried
But we had to stay alive
For the Precious
The Precious
The Preciou ou ou ou ou ouusssss
We heard you moved on
From birdses in the trees
They saw you with the Hobbits
Somewhere to the East
So we eats those birds
We eats those birds
We eats those birds birds birds birds birdseeeess
It was long gone
We were stupid to trust
And we realize
The blame is on uuussss
Cause we knew you had precious when you walked in
So shame on us now
Our cries echo through the Misty Mountains
Since he came around
Cause we knew you had precious when you walked in
So shame on us now
Our cries echo through the Misty Mountains
Now we’re lying in the cold hard cave
OH, OH, PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS!
Then the saddest fear comes creeping in
That you never loved us, or him, or anyone
Or anything
Oohhhhhhhhhh
We knew you had precious when you walked in
So shame on us now
Our cries echo through the Misty Mountains
Since he came around
Cause we knew you had precious when you walked in
So shame on us now
Our cries echo through the Misty Mountains
Now we’re lying in the cold hard cave
We knew you had precious when you walked in
Precious, Precious, Precious
We knew you had precious when you walked in
Precious, Precious, Precious
Skeleton Crew Never Say Die!
Now give us a good Golobulus!
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