Gollum Sings “Morder State Of Mind” (Empire State Of Mind Parody)

IJamesWalters is back with his newest song as Gollum. Unlike a lot of his past songs, this one changes almost all of the lyrics to make them more fitting for the world of The Hobbit. Check out the full video and lyrics below:

Mordor State of Mind

Traveled to a town that is famous as the place of movie scenes
Noise is always loud, there are Nazgul flying ’round and the Orcs are mean
If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere, that’s what they say
Hide our face from the huge eye up in the sky covered in flames

Even if it was just a ring, we had a pocketful of dreams
Precious, we’re in Mordor
Barren wasteland where dreams get burned up
Inside of volcanos
Now we’re in Mordor
These Orcses make you feel so small
They all smell like Gandalf
Now we’re in Mordor, Mordor, Mordor

The place is made of rocks, everybody sleeps inside some kind of hole
The front Gate is much too big, they couldn’t open it without those trolls
But there’s a secret stair, takes you up the cliffs above the Morgul Vale
Three thousand feet of opportunities to help the Hobbits fail

Even if it was just a ring, we had a pocketful of dreams
Precious, we’re in Mordor
Barren wasteland where dreams get burned
And you get tortured by Nazgul
(What do they wear cloaks for?
You’d think that they wouldn’t need them
‘Cause then we couldn’t see them
And then they’d be much worse, much worse, much worse)

One hand in the air if you hate hobbits,
Hate chips, love fish, love raw rabbits
No place in the world that can compare
Catch a Baggins unaware, then we make him say Aaaauuugrrrghhhhhh!!!

‘Cause one does not simply walk into Mordor
Barren wasteland where dreams get burned
And you get tortured by Nazgul
(What do they wear cloaks for?
You’d think that they wouldn’t need them
‘Cause then we couldn’t see them
And then they’d be much worse, much worse, much worse)