Gollum Sings Wrecking Ball

James Walters is back with the latest edition of his songs sung by Gollum. This time he’s taken on Miley Cyrus and he new song, Wrecking Ball. He actually did a great job, I’m just disappointed that he didn’t swing around naked on an actual wrecking ball.

Lyrics:
We wants, we needs, it haunts our dreams
We jumped into a lake of fire
Precious we fell under your spell
A love no one could deny
Don’t you ever say we just walked away
We will always want you
Filthy hobbitses they did all of this
We still only want you

We came in like a mountain troll
We hit fat hobbit with a stone
Then we bit the master’s finger off
All he ever did was tricks us

We catch you high up in the sky
And now we’re both falling down
It slowly turned, you let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground
Don’t you ever say we just walked away
We will always want you
Filthy hobbitses they did all of this
We still only want you

We came in like a mountain troll
Yeah we just closed our eyes and swung
Then we bit the master’s finger off
All he ever did was tricks us
And then we put the Precious on
(This scene a lá Sinead O’Connor,
Which by the way is a terrific honor
“Nothing Compares 2 You” meant
So much to me)

We never meant to start a war
We just hated that you chose Baggins
And instead of using teeth
We guess we should have let him be
We never meant to start a war
We just hated that you chose Baggins
We guess we should have let him win

Don’t you ever say we just walked away
We will always love you

We came in like a mountain troll
Yeah we just closed our eyes and swung
Then we bit the master’s finger off
All he ever did was tricks us
And then we put the Precious on
(This scene a lá Sinead O’Connor,
Which by the way is a terrific honor
“Nothing Compares 2 You” meant so much to me)