I’ve been to Canada several times. I’ve always known the people to be friendly, the streets to be clean and the women to be inexplicably attractive. One thing I’ve never noticed was highway signs dancing along to the music.

Now, the fact that it is actually moving to the music in the car is a huge coincidence… unless we are witnessing some first test of a Bollywood driven terrorism weapon…

The two people in the car continue heading towards the sign, even though it is moving up and down at such a rate that you know exactly what is going to happen. It does happen, just as they are going under it. If I was in that car, I’d be suggesting that we stop at Tim Hortons so I could grab a donut and change my pants.