We first posted the trainwreck that is the band Double Take’s “Hot Problems” around a month ago. Since then it has hit over 12,000,000 views on YouTube. The good news is that it has a 94% disapproval rating… so at least people have some taste.
Now, the Badlipreading guys are back with their own take on the song. It shouldn’t be all that surprising that this version is actually better than the words that really came out of their vapid little mouths.
Lyrics:
TIME TO ROCK
Clarkman got me into the show
And there was a huge dude pimpin’ solo,
Right where we cut through
And I think he took my blush and eyeliner
But who has a glass?
My breath ain’t cool, yo
I have to drink, and that’ll make it good
So I ate a big rock, and don’t think I’m a hog, but
Chicken smeared with Funyuns™ — s**t really tastes good!
I mean, I just ate some and it tasted so–
[BURP!]
Maybe it’s just me, but
I hate mixtapes.
Are you deaf
Boy, I’ma beat you
Ho, we should kick you
It’s time to rock
[It’s time to rock, rock, rock]
We don’t wanna disco with your a**
I hate gorillas
We got moves, and dumdums we like.
I had another look, and it’s not that bad
That black guy said, “Show me them!”
Shhhhhhh!
I went up to Scott, and I whistled at him
And he said, “Call me after you’re fu**ing hotter”
“You’re so retarded!”
I need some pudding
I’ve just been dumped
But I do it on my weekends
Twitter and a friend
Ashby was so rude to me, she said, “You look like your mom”
F**k this, I can’t hear you in the market.
[chicken, Funyuns™, dance!]
Are you deaf
Boy, I’ma beat you
Ho, we should kick you
It’s time to rock
[It’s time to rock, rock, rock]
We don’t wanna disco with your a**
I hate gorillas
We got moves, and dumdums we like.
Are you deaf
Boy, I’ma beat you
Ho, we should kick you
It’s time to rock
[It’s time to rock, rock, rock]
We don’t wanna disco with your a**
I hate gorillas
We got moves, and dumdums we like.
Ho, ho, a white rocket gets you sick
Can you rock hard and chase that pig
With a baby snake in that cage
Jump in the laundry
You know I’ll haunt your junk
Are you deaf
Boy, I’ma beat you
Ho, we should kick you
It’s time to rock
[It’s time to rock, rock, rock]
We don’t wanna disco with your a**
I hate gorillas
We got moves, and dumdums we like.
Are you deaf
Boy, I’ma beat you
Ho, we should kick you
It’s time to rock
[It’s time to rock, rock, rock]
We don’t wanna disco with your a**
I hate gorillas
We got moves, and dumdums we like.
Nazis?
Whimper face
