Hey, do you ever find yourself in an awkward situation where you really need to go do a “number two,” and all you have to clean yourself with is an old bus ticket? Did you say yes? Well then, this video is for you. I swear, now I’ve seen everything. If there’s any video or story more WTF than this today, please, send it to us. Meanwhile, I’m going to go hide all the toilet paper and then forward this link to everyone.