Tan Mom is one of those unfortunate creatures we all know about because of the internet. Last year, she earned “fame,” when she was arrested for putting her 5-year-old daughter in a tanning booth. The story, along with her tanned and leathery exterior, made her an instant viral… something. I don’t want to say sensation, more like some sort of internet cold sore. Because of her, we also now have the term “tanorexia”, which is an addiction to tanning…

Well, now that she’s gotten a taste of fame, she’s not content to just have her fifteen minutes and then get back into her tanning booth of obscurity. Nope, she wants more, and that means this insanely crappy music video.

The lyrics are a little nsfw… the video is just creepy and NSFL (Not Safe For Lunch.)