Japan’s Nuclear Meltdown Spawns Radiated Mutant Bunnies

This is just the beginning folks. From mutant bunnies with no ears, it is only a couple of steps before we are in a full-blown Godzilla alert!

Granted, this is probably just an over-reaction to a simple birth defect, but it happened near a melt down, so we all have to believe that there is a direct correlation, right?

Just outside the nuclear exclusion zone from the Fukushima nuclear plant in Japan… the one that melted down, an amateur camera person (ie, some dude with an iphone) snapped some videos of a bunch of bunnies, including one with no ears.

The arrival of the earless mutant bunny has led to widespread panic in Japan that mutations will now start appearing in human babies throughout the country.