Just in case you don’t know what a Kinder Surprise is… it is a european candy that you can’t really buy in the US (because apparently American children can’t be trusted not to be able to tell the difference between plastic toys and chocolate.). The are a hollow chocolate egg that comes with a capsule inside. The the capsule has a toy or a puzzle or some kind of prize… just like Cracker Jacks… but not crappy.
With that in mind, now you can understand, why a small child would end up in this predicament.
Nothing says good parenting like tricking your child into biting into a a raw egg so you can post it on YouTube…
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