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Jib Jab’s 2013 Year In Review

It’s time for the annual tradition that is Jib Jab’s year in review. Check it out below.

013: What A Year – LYRICS

So long, Two Thousand Thirteen!
It’s time to send you on your way
With your chaos in Egypt, drones in Pakistan,
The spying NSA!
A sequester and then a shutdown…
Obamacare was finally here!
Crack-smoking mayors,
Carlos Danger!
Twenty-Thirteen, what a year!

The pope said, “Arrivederci!”
We decided it’s okay for gays to wed!
North West and then a royal baby…
We really knocked ’em dead!
New iPhones and Harlem Shaking…
I got my twerkin’ butt in gear!
Skank!
My empire grew bigger.
I said ni—BEEEP!
Twenty-Thirteen, what a year!

Hey, what’s the holdup?
I’m a TV actor.
Well, I’m a rock star.
I transformed a nation.
Show off!

Blockbuster, Batkid, Grand Theft Auto,
And the fox said, “Fraka-ka-ka-kaka-kow!!!”
Floods and typhoons and twisters,
They filled us all with dread and fear!

Hoob

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