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JJ Abrams Star Wars – THE MUSICAL

The news of JJ Abrams was met with both joy and rage last week when it was announced. Now the guys at AVbyte have added their own musical two cents into the debate.

Disney Princesses Singing the Original Star Trek Theme plus a Tap Dancing Darth Vader… Nuff Said.

Lyrics:
Lyrics:
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN WALK RIGHT IN
YOU WHO JOINED WITH THE OTHER SIDE
YOU NOW BETRAY EVERY STAR TREK FAN
YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR PRIDE

IT IS TRUE I HAVE NOW JUMPED SHIP
I WAS ALWAYS A STAR WARS GUY
I CANNOT PASS ON THIS PERFECT CHANCE
LET’S SEE EYE TO EYE

`I WILL RESTORE YOUR OLD GLORY DAYS
I WILL KILL OFF JAR-JAR

AND TOGETHER WE’LL FLY AWAY
ON YOUR ENTERPRI.. STAR. DEATH STAR

I’LL ADD THE ABRAMS STYLE AND FLAIR!
PLEASE NO MORE LENS FLARES, BOY BEWARE

AND IN THE END IT’LL ALL BE FAKE
I WON’T HAVE THAT FOR DARKNESS SAKE

WHEN YOU, WISH UPON A STAR WARS
WE’LL MAKE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

AND MAY THE FORCE LIVE LONG AND PROSPER NOW
MY LORD, COME LET ME SHOW YOU HOW

MY LORD, WE’LL MAKE THIS SERIES GREAT
MY BOY, I THINK YOU’LL MAKE IT GREAT

STAR WARS WILL RISE AGAIN!

Hoob

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