My childhood hasn’t felt this raped since Michael Bay Touched my turtles. And, when I started to cry… he just looked at me with a creepy grin and said, “Chill.” I’m talking about Kinect Star Wars, the game that finally lets you do all the things that your heroes did in the movies. You can use the force, you can duel with lightsabers, you can rampage through the city like an angry rancor, and you can dance. Wait, what!?! No, we’re not kidding. Kinect Star Wars has a healthy little dance mini game in it that is either one of the coolest or most shark jumpiest things that you’ve ever seen.
In it, you dance as your favorite characters to popular songs that have been changed to Star Wars versions:
1. Jason Derulo’s “Ridin’ Solo” is now “I’m Han Solo” (Lyrics Below)
2. Gwen Stefani’s “Hollaback Girl” is now “Hologram Girl”
3. The Village People’s “YMCA” is now “Empire”
Here are the lyrics to “I’m Han Solo”:
I’m feeling like a star,
you can’t stop my shine
I’m loving Cloud City,
my head’s in the sky
I’m solo, I’m Han Solo,
I’m Han Solo.
I’m Han Solo. Solo.
Yeah, I’m feeling good tonight,
Finally feeling free and it feels so right, oh.
Time to do the things I like,
Gonna see a Princess, everything’s all right, oh.
No Jabba to answer to,
Ain’t a fixture in the palace zoo, no.
And since that carbonite’s off me
I’m livin’ life now that I’m free, yeah.
Told me to get myself together
Now I got myself together, yeah.
Now I made it through the weather,
Better days are gonna get better.
I’m so happy the carbonite is gone.
I’m movin’ on.
I’m so happy that it’s over now.
The pain is gone.
I’m putting on my shades
to cover up my eyes
I’m jumpin’ in my ride,
I’m heading out tonight
I’m solo, I’m Han Solo,
I’m Han Solo.
I’m Han Solo. Solo.
I’m picking up my blaster,
put it on my side.
I’m jumpin’ in my Falcon
Wookie at my side.
I’m solo, I’m Han Solo,
I’m Han Solo.
I’m Han Solo. Solo.
