Categories: WTF

Lightsaber Suicide? You’re Doing It Wrong!

The Independent Florida Alligator reported today that the campus police at the University of Florida sent a 22 year old man to the emergency room after finding him with a blue, plastic lightsaber toy.

UPD Lt. Pam Bonner said:
“Police responded to a call about a person acting suspiciously and found the man sitting on a concrete bench “staring into space” with a lightsaber toy on the bench next to him.

While being questioned, the man picked up the lightsaber and extended the collapsible tube, but not in a threatening way, Bonner said.

After talking with him and determining that his story wasn’t “adding up.”

a friend of the man told police that he had self inflicted wounds and may have tried to kill himself.

Hoob

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