Categories: WTF

Lovecraft + Puberty = ‘Late Bloomer’

Puberty can be one of the more awkward and horrific times in a child’s life. Now add to that a lovecraft style tale of terror unfolding in his sex ed class and you’ve got something to scar you for life!

You’ve never been more terrified by the female reproductive system than you will be after you watch the terror that awaits for this… late bloomer!

That’s way worse than when Ms Shields made me demonstrate how to use spermicidal foam to a class of 20 students. Man, that stuff shoots out of the can like silly string!

Hoob

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