Spike TV recently blogged that Star Wars’ Luke Skywalker tops their list of “Top 10 White Trash Heroes.”
According to Spike TV, Luke Skywalker is the classic definition of white trash and the prototypical redneck:
He lives on a patch of dirt in the middle of nowhere
He has lots of beat-up vehicles in his front yard
He’s a greasemonkey
He likes to make out with his sister
He lives with his aunt and uncle ‘cause his dad killed his mom
He is the quintessential classic example of pulling oneself up by one’s bootstraps. Someone that “could give Obama a real run for his money and kick McCain’s ass at the same time – with no hands, to boot.” Yes, he is a true hero and his heroism is only enhanced with his lightsaber and awesome bionic hand.
To find out who else made Spike TV’s “Top 10 White Trash Heroes” click here.
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