Texting while walking
This video has opened my eyes. After watching it over and over then laughing my ass off at this poor sap, I realized that out of all the ways to die while texting this would be my least favorite. Walking into an electric fence – fine with it, getting hit by a car – fine with it, falling off a building – fine with it. But getting murdered by a bear… not so fine with it. Thank God this guy finished his text in time or he would have be wishing he never had a phone in the first place. Enjoy.
I know that there’s an old saying about the Pope being Catholic and a bear crapping in the woods. I’m not sure where this bear is crapping, but I can bet money on where that texter is crapping… In his shorts.