Categories: WTF

Man Robs Adult Novelty Shop, Steals Sex Toys and Half a Sex Doll

Ohio Resident (NOT FLORIDA) Ellis Doyle, age 26, is currently awaiting a August 29 preliminary hearing after being arrested for the burglary of a local adult novelty shop. According to the police report, he broke in through a ventilation pipe at around 2:45 AM. While inside, he snatched up various sex toys, lubricant, and the upper half of $2000 sex doll upon which he had placed a $46.99 blond wig.

Unfortunately for Doyle, the store captured the entire thing on surveillance tape, which led to his arrest and the subsequent felony charge for which he is currently free on $5000 bond.

Source: Thesmokinggun
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