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New Lonely Island Video – SPRING BREAK ANTHEM – With Zach Galifinakis

The new Lonely Island video just hit the net and it has teamed up with one of Funny or Die’s most popular series’ Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifinakis.

Kings of the pussy, pounding our rooskies,
Banging chicks right there in the sand,
Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and
Slammin’ shots and marry a man!

Who wanna do a shot? (we do),
I’m gonna get fucked up (me too),
We came for a week, we are kings of the beach,
Spend water on the girls (King Jersey crew),
Cancun, party down, ?, another round,
?, crack a brew, marry a man!

Pranks when you’re passed out, jokes about roofies,
Making girls kiss, marry a man!
Giant sombreros, show us your titties,
Creatine shakes, marry a man!

(SPRING BREAK Y’ALL! )

Oh shit! I’m too fucked up! Puking round, that’s what’s up!
Booze cruise, raise your glass, snort that coke off her ass!
Two chicks at the dance hall, take it to the dance stalls,
Trade these beads for their braaa!
? in my?, got girls jumpin’ on the trampoline,
Two men bound by the laaaw!

Trashing hotelrooms, clogging up toilets,
Beer googles if she’s ahead,
Planning the menu, picking out flowers,
nailing sluts and writing our vows!

Down here it’s our time! Springbreakers, let’s get fucked up!
Then find and get ménage à plot,
Picking our invite font as a twosome,
Something tasteful but not too planned,
Seating arrangements, charming the in laws,
Ripping beer pongs, sex with a man!

Will be so happy, true love forever,
Two kings walking hand in hand,
Promise to cherish, trust and respect him,
Crushing pussy, marry a man!

Hoob

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