According to Brazzers, this is the way Star Wars should be. We have to disagree. We can appreciate a good porn parody. Hell, we’ve posted a bunch of the trailers here. This… this is not one of those. this is just two girls in a strip club fighting (very poorly) with Hasbro light sabers. To their credit, at least they aren’t just using flesh lights.
We are pretty sure that the only thing worse than this would be watching Jar Jar Binks on a loop for 90 minutes.
Skeleton Crew Never Say Die!
Now give us a good Golobulus!
45 days to get 12,000 supporters. 14 days if you want Louis. Can Hasbro pull…
Set in the aftermath of a robot uprising in an alternate version of the ’90s,…
