Categories: WTF

New Star Wars Porn Parody Looks Worse Than The Phantom Menace

According to Brazzers, this is the way Star Wars should be. We have to disagree. We can appreciate a good porn parody. Hell, we’ve posted a bunch of the trailers here. This… this is not one of those. this is just two girls in a strip club fighting (very poorly) with Hasbro light sabers. To their credit, at least they aren’t just using flesh lights.

We are pretty sure that the only thing worse than this would be watching Jar Jar Binks on a loop for 90 minutes.

Source: obviouswinner
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