Ninja Monkey Tries To ‘Attack’ Unsuspecting Visitor At Memphis Zoo

This is so awesome there’s barely any words to describe it. Watch as an alpha monkey acrobatically tries to end a visitor’s life at the Memphis Zoo. It seems almost too awesome and comical to be real.

From the original uploader:

This is at the cafe inside the Memphis Zoo. The manager of the cafe told me that the alpha male monkey noticed me the second I walked in the door and started going crazy, because, as the alpha male, he feels threatened by tall males. So she told me to go stand by the window and turn my back on him and that he would “attack” me…