No, This Is Why You Are Fat – 40 Pizza Rolls in 2 Minutes

If there was ever a purpose for YouTube, this is it. Watch as this man-beast struggles to breathe while he inhales 40 Pizza Rolls (the entire bag) in a little over two minutes — the pinnacle of human achievement. I don’t know if I should be disgusted by his accomplishment, be entertained by it, or be worried for him. It’s like watching an old lady fall down. It’s so funny yet you know you’re going to Hell if you don’t immediately run over and help.