A group of French old men are arguing over whatever it is old French men argue about (probably wine, cheese and who can satisfy old French women the most) when things turn for the worse and a deadly lightsaber duel erupts! OH NOSES! Sh#! just got real!
It’s true what they say, everything is better with lightsabers! Thank you Internet for always being this awesome.
And lesson learned, don’t mess with old French Jedis.