You know… it’s stuff like that that keeps me off of the rides at those little carnivals and keeps me over in the Midway winning cocaine mirrors for shooting a water gun in a clown’s mouth.
A good portion of the blame is definitely on the two ass hats in the duck. They were spinning the car way too fast. But really… holy crap! could you imagine how you would have reacted if that was you in the car? I’d have to think that they might have to hose out the duck before any more passengers could get in.
*Here’s a little Pro tip.
– When attending ghetto parking lot carnivals, always look at the ground under the ride before you get on. If you see a decent number of nuts and bolts… Go eat a fricken turkey leg and then throw some balls at some milk jugs.
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