Taylor Swift + Breaking Bad Parody – ‘We Are Never Ever Gonna Cook Together’

Teddie Films is back and they’ve got an awesome new song parody that brings two things that should never go together into one song… and it works a lot better than it should. they’ve combined Taylor Swift with Breaking bad to make a song that surprisingly good… and pretty funny too if you are a fan of the show.

This is really funny, but if you haven’t seen Breaking Bad yet and plan on it, there are some spoilers in it. Also, if you haven’t watched Breaking Bad… what are you waiting for?

LYRICS
I remember when we cooked up, the first time
Cooking in the RV, it was rough, we killed
Krazy-8, and Tuco, Gayle, and Gus
We’re the best we shouldn’t stop.

Every time we kill someone you say “Jesse,
Its over and I swear it’s gonna change, trust me.”
You in this for the money or the meth?
Neither, I’m building an empire.
Whatever. I’m out!

Oooh if you walk away from me tonight
then oooh, I swear, you’re getting nothing, getting nothing

We are never ever ever gonna cook together
We are never ever ever gonna cook together
You go talk to Goodman, talk to Skyler, talk to me
But we are never, ever, ever, ever, gonna cook together

Yo, whatever

I’m really gonna miss all of our fights
And you, manipulating me to think you’re right
And you, believing that I didn’t poison Brock
You know, I am now the danger and I’m the one who knocks

Oooh if you walk away from me tonight
then oooh, I swear, you’re getting nothing, getting nothing

We are never ever ever gonna cook together
We are never ever ever gonna cook together
You go talk to Goodman, talk to Skyler, talk to me
But we are never, ever, ever, ever, gonna cook together

Oooh Heisenberg 3x

I used to dream that we’d cook forever ever
But I’d always say, “Yo man, whatever…”
W: Uggg, so he comes by and says, “What are we going to do?”
And I’m like… “Who’s we?”… I’m the only vote left –
We are never gonna cook together. Like, ever”

We are never ever ever gonna cook together
We are never ever ever gonna cook together
You go talk to Goodman, talk to Skyler, talk to me
But we are never, ever, ever, ever, gonna cook together

[Oooh Heisenberg]
[gonna cook together]

You go talk to Goodman, talk to Skyler, talk to me
But we are never, ever, ever, ever, gonna cook together