YouTube dad Jscalzi wanted to show his thirteen year-old Athena how he use to listen to music growing up and presented her with an LP record. Watch as she reacts to seeing the record for the first time like a monkey seeing fire.
“This is… This is… What? What?! This is huge! This is like ten CDs in one. How many songs does it have on it?”
I can understand the befuddlement if she was 8, but at thirteen, you have got to be pretty moronic to not know what a record is… as they’re still circulation. And for the love of god, stop dropping the record with your clumsy monkey paws!