We aren’t sure what they are putting in the coffee over at the McDonalds’ in Asia, but whatever it is… I want some STAT! Here, the coffee just tastes like coffee, aka – poop water, but over there it seems to be some sort of magical elixir that brightens your day, makes everything right… oh, and makes you trip freakin balls!

I’m not sure how this guy is staying so calm. I know that if traffic lights came alive, flying horses walked by my car and I looked in the next vehicle to see a teddy bear behind the wheel… well, let’s just say I wouldn’t be lovin it. I would be changing my pants.