Categories: WTF

The Accidentally NSFW Pokemon Body Pillow No Child Should Ever Cuddle

Pokemon merchandise exists in pretty much any form you can imagine. If you want a sweater, a cookie, or even a Pikachu Buttplug (yes… they are actually a thing), there is someplace on line you can buy it. There’s one new piece of merchandise that was designed as the perfect Squirtle body pillow for kids to snuggle, but the creator either wasn’t thinking, or they had something very specific on their mind. One thing’s for sure, this fantastically phallic pillow brings a whole new meaning to the phrase: “I Choose You!”

Source: Rocketnews
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