Do you love your pets but not their Brown Eye Blinky? Well with Rear Gear Butt Covers, you can now do away with such unsightliness by hanging cute cardboard cutouts from your pets’ tail.

From their Esty rel=”site:

“Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.

Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone.”

It’s bad enough that we dress our animals in ridiculous dignity robbing outfits, but being offended by anatomy? Where’s PETA when you actually need them?