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TURN ME ON – CONSOLE WARS (Nicki Minaj Parody)

I’m not a Nicki Minaj fan, but I am a fan of geeky women getting dressed up as my favorite console systems and having a dance off for my affections. That might be why like like this new Nicki Minaj Parody from TheWarpZone.

The consoles in questions are:
Wii – Dodger Leigh
XBOX – Danielle Gross
PS3 – Olivia Noelle

Not only did they do all the dancing, but Olivia Noelle, Dodger Leigh did they own vocals. Danielle got an assist from Shannon Rindahl.

Lyrics:

TURN ME ON
Player player, need you here at home with me
Player player, where you at? Tell me something
I need your hands, I need your touch, I need your motion
You got that kind of skills that always keep me going

We need a hero, come and play me
Controller tells me you know how to play me
I’ve been feeling cold oh, Oh I need you
To come and turn me on

(Oooo)

Touch me, give me life, come on and turn me on
Push me, shine my lights, come on and turn me on
Make these wires alive, come on and turn me on
Turn me on, Turn me on, Turn me on
(x2)

You’re winning every single time
Your score just keeps on getting higher
If I turn to red lights
It’s cause I’m feeling so on fire

We need a hero, come and play me
Controller tells me you know how to play me
I’ve been feeling cold oh, Oh I need you
To come and turn me on

Touch me, give me life, come on and turn me on
Push me, shine my lights, come on and turn me on
Make these wires alive, come on and turn me on
Turn me on, Turn me on, Turn me on
(x2)

You’ve got the power, in the palm of your hands
Tell me what to do, I’m at your command
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-don’t turn me off yet, we’ve barely begun, haven’t broken a sweat
You play me better than a game of roulette, so don’t you dare move from your TV set
I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-I, i-i-i-I know you want to play me
So turn me on

Touch me, give me life, come on and turn me on
Push me, shine my lights, come on and turn me on
Make these wires alive, come on and turn me on
Turn me on, Turn me on, Turn me on

Source: geeksaresexy
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