Heavy metal Youtuber Sharon Luxenburg has written a new anthem about unicorns, the most beloved creatures on the net next to kittens. In it, she takes a slightly different stance on the majestic creatures. Instead of treating them in the same honored way most people do, she is exposing their dark sides and their hidden evil.
Lyrics:
Once upon a time in a magical kingdom lived a unicorn
In a magical kingdom
He was magical in a magical kingdom
And he was a kingdom in a magical unicorn
But then something horrendous happened
The unicorn started to squeal and moan
And from his mouth
I could hear the devil speak
Unicorns! They came from hell
Unicorns! They go to hell
Unicorns! They’re born in hell
Unicorns! They die in hell
Unicorns! Unicorns! Unicorns! Unicorns!
Happy! Happy! Happy! Happy! DEATH!
Unicorns! Unicorns! Unicorns! Unicorns!
Happy! Happy! Happy! Happy! DEATH!
Unicorns you might think they’re nice
But when your not home they’ll screw your wife
Unicorns you might think they’re cool
But deep down inside they are so fucking cruel
Unicorns! They came from hell
Unicorns! They go to hell
Unicorns! They’re born in hell
Unicorns! They die in hell
Unicorns! Unicorns! Unicorns! Unicorns!
Happy! Happy! Happy! Happy! DEATH!
Unicorns! Unicorns! Unicorns! Unicorns!
Happy! Happy! Happy! Happy! DEATH!
Unicorns! Unicorns! Unicorns! Unicorns!
Happy! Happy! Happy! Happy! DEATH!
Unicorns! Unicorns! Unicorns! Unicorns!
Happy! Happy! Happy! Happy! DEATH!
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