Watch Link ‘Get Played’ In Sick ‘Legends Of Zelda’ Rap Video

From YouTube user Hiimrawn, comes this mother of all geek-rap video featuring the cast from the “Legends of Zelda.” The track is part of his “Gets Played” series and is perhaps one of the best geek-rap joints I’ve heard. Why? It isn’t a parody and it takes itself pretty seriously which makes it no joke. If you’re a fan of Nintendo’s Legends of Zelda and rap then you’re going to appreciate this.

This song also features LisaNova! If you know who she is then great, you’re officially cool. If not, then go drown yourself in a kiddie pool.

LYRICS:

(LINK)
Im L to the I to the N-K
My Will is to make it to the end game
Just Chill cuz you could be offending
the ladies im defending

I was Raised by the Kokiri but im actually a Hylian
Rupees by the Million Shirt green Chameleon
Suck these Deku Nuts, Ive got spiritual stones
Used to be a runt, now im full grown

Known as the Hero of time and I always get mine
cuz im always on my grind all the time time
Find Find Me Me rescuing some fine lady from the belly of the beast
and if youve got beef then id like you to meet my triforces right here 123
Dont fuck with me cuz you find quickly that i Beat Beat Beat Skeet Skeet then Leave

(chorus)
Why all the Ladies always Trippin on me
they be requesting that I be questing
I be thee best thing big stick I swing
Can you see my Green Drip Drip Viseine
IM QUESTING What
Im questing Ohh

(DEKU TREE)
Deku tree what it be cant be like me
Cant Ball Like me Y’Aint Tall like me
Putem all on me Just Call on me
Cuz Magic Sticks are Growing on me
I got more rings then a cellular phone
I control fairies like an Al Capone
If you Cummin inside better Put a Shield on
and Face your destiny alone

(NAVI)
Rupees Rupees Rubies Baby
Sippin on your Potion
SLUP
Fellas makin faces when they Followin my motion
DERP
Im the illest Fairy from Kokiri to the Sacred Realm
Tell’em Im Preparin them for Freaks of Nature Raisin Hell
HEY
LISTEN
Im Navi and im Navigatin
I side with you while they hatin
I am not an insect better respect me
or face the fate of all my fairy magic
on your ass that would be tragic
Im a Maverick I go Drastic
Other Fairies shit is Slapstick

(CHORUS)

(SHIEK)
Im Sheik on the Beat
and im Shiek on the street
Im petite cuz underneath I got a princess physique
dont need to come at you to hard cuz i come at you discreet
I pluck Harp Strings
Haters suck Hard Things
The Music I be Makins got you teleporting.

(Ganandorf)
Ganondorf and I be coming at you Evil
do all this just to help my people
Man of the century I be what I wanna be
Cant stop me I Take what I please
Leave your cities like dust in the breeze
I RULE Hyrule
Little Kid needs school
If you coming at me fool
Better be full growed Cuz im about to switch HA
BEAST MODE!

(CHORUS) x2