Do you dream about being a Jedi in the Star Wars universe? Well keep dreaming, slugger, because that’s the equivalent of being a superstar athletic in the real world. Chances are if you’re working as a janitor now, you’ll still be a janitor in the Star Wars universe. Just instead of mopping up puke at Denny’s you’d be (maybe) mopping up puke on the Deathstar. Sorry, it just had to to be said, even if it crushed your little nerdy Star Wars dreams. Anyway…
Check out out this fantastic flowchart that was design take you through the process of finding your true calling within the Star Wars Universe. Don’t worry, it isn’t as harsh as the reality I’ve outlined above. You can still become a Jedi in this. Just maybe.
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