Anthony Hardison, a fifty year old male from Seattle, was recently convicted on multiple counts of indecent exposure. Essentially, he’d been whipping out his willy for bus drivers around town. As part of his sentence, Hardison was ordered to head to the County office and register as a sexual offender.

Like any civic-minded member of society, he did exactly as he was ordered. He went downtown to register. Unfortunately, that’s where he found out that old habits die hard. According to the sheriff’s report, it went down a little something like this:

A sheriff’s employee spotted Hardison standing at a desk area “and repeatedly turning his head back to look at her.” The civilian worker told cops that Hardison had his back to her while he was “moving his hips and his arm in an odd fashion.”

Believing that Hardison was “masturbating or touching his penis,” the “alarmed and offended” employee verbally confronted the sex offender, who “stopped what he was doing and completed his required paperwork and left the area.”

While Hardison may have thought he had gotten away with it, it turns out that the event was captured on video. This led to a new arrest for felony indecent exposure and a holdover in the Seattle Correctional Facility in lieu of $145,000 bail.

The good news is that there’s plenty of folks over at the prison that would probably love to see Hardison do his thing.

Source: TSG