Surprisingly, not a Florida Man story.
Man Attacks McDonalds After They Refuse His 30 Burger Order
That’s around the time that one of the other McDonald’s patrons decided that he was no longer lovin it and pulled a gun.
“Sausage Chat” Turns To Beat Down and Arrest In Florida Restuarant
Now Esteban and Nancy can “talk sausage” as much as they want without fear of violence.
Sex Offender Sexually Offends While In Line To Register as Sexual Offender
On the upside, at least he had the decency to go and register like the court had ordered…
Woman Faces Jail Time Over Loud Sex
She was having sex so loudly that it allegedly shook a neighbor’s bed and dresser. That neighbor made the unfortunate decision to press charges instead of giving her a high five.
Woman Leads Police on High Speed Chase in Her Homemade Mystery Machine
In a story that amazingly doesn’t come from Florida, a woman is being sought after evading cops her her Scooby Doo van.