16-year-old Schiller Milfort, 17-year-old Marvin Ottley, and an unidentified 15-year-old were pretending to be Foot clan kicking mutant turtles crawling around the filthy-ass Queens sewer system when they got confused and lost their way, according to police sources.
No one was injured or in any danger, “These three idiots were playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wanted to go into the sewers… just goofing off and being stupid.”
Of the three, Milfort and Ottley were charged with criminal trespassing. The 15-year-old was released to his parents.