Dear Michael Jackson… When I was little, I thought you were a good guy and nothing more. I couldn’t figure out how the words “Smooth” and “Criminal” applied to a good guy but now that I’m older, I know what you really were.
Do Not Want: Detroit Tiger’s Magglio Ordonez’s Chia Pet-ish Hair
Detroit Tiger’s slugger Magglio Ordonez is currently auctioning off his trademark Samson like locks for charity. The starting bid for his dark brown curls? A mere $5,000.
B.Manley, A Guy I’d Never Want To Play H.O.R.S.E. With Ever
Rumor is, even Shaq, who recently got traded to the Cleavland Cavilers, has reportedly tweeted about wanting to challenge him to a game of Horse.
The Only Michael Jackson Tribute You Need: Captain Eo!
After the untimely death of Michael Jackson today, it seems like there’s no better way for us to pay tribute to his imagination than with Captain Eo. Enjoy.
What If Microsoft Held a Viral Ad Campaign and Nobody Came?
Can anyone tell me what Dean Cain says? I lose track after Hairy Vagina…
Your Weekly Muppet: Statler and Waldorf
For almost every act, they had a witty remark, or humorous heckle to keep you laughing and always get under the other Muppets skin.
Your Weekly Japan: The Toy Story Gauntlet
We’ve seen a lot of weird Japanese game shows online, but we’ve never seen one where the contestants had to dress up like characters from Toys Troy and jump hurdles on a treadmill to avoid falling into water.
Daybreakers… Will This Be The Vampire Movie That Doesn’t Suck?
So many of the vampire movies out there suck… no pun intended. It is all just recycled plots, bad make up and even worse acting. I think that’s why Daybreakers looks like it might be good to me.