Every time a video games gets made into a movie, God club a baby seal. The trailer for the baby seal killing abomination “Tekken” has hit the web today, continuing the trend of awful video game movies that first started last year with “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li.”
What can I possibly say about this film and this trailer? I suppose I can be positive and say at least the entire film seems to be centered around the fighting tournament which is on point with the game itself. As much of a Tekken fan as I am, I just can’t get behind this film. Although sadly I know I will probably still watch and endure the worse hour and a half of my life.
Check out the trailer now and prepare to weep. “Tekken” the movie comes out March 4, 2010. Won’t someone please think of the baby seals?!