Surprisingly, not a Florida story
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Ronald McDonald shot outside Sonic
The crime went down in Lumerton, North Carolina (Amazingly, this didn’t happen in FL).
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Man Wakes From 48 Day Coma – Demands Taco Bell
First, the 35-year old got pneumonia then he had a heart attack, during which he died for 15 minutes before being revived, upon which time he fell into a 48 day coma.
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Fast Food Customer Finds Unicorn/ Pegasus Shaped Chicken Nugget!
I wonder if he will get granted a wish when he bites its head off…
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Woman Arrested For Allegedly Offering Sexual Favors In Exchange for Chicken McNuggets
Sex for McNuggets? I’m sure that there’s some joke here that ends in “Would you like sauce with that?”
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Fast Food: Advertising Vs. Reality
When I first saw this I was like OOOOOOO. Then I was like EWWWWWW. Then I realized this was the exactly same same disgusting filth that I had been shoveling into my mouth all month I cried.
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Your Weekly Japan: The Golden Arches Meet The Rising Sun
It might not be lunch, but it is your weekly Japan.