Excelsior!
Florida Panthers Fighting In The Wild Caught On Film For The First Time Ever
There are only approximately 120-230 adult panthers left in Florida and 10 have been found dead so far in 2020.
Florida Set To Burn Hurricane Irma Wreckage For Energy
If there is any good that can be pulled from this weather catastrophe, it might be that some of the reminders of its destruction are being re-purposed as an energy source.
Orlando Florida – Beware The Herpes Riddled Monkeys
Florida, home of Mickey, Donald, and the monkeys that can give you Herpes.
“Sausage Chat” Turns To Beat Down and Arrest In Florida Restuarant
Now Esteban and Nancy can “talk sausage” as much as they want without fear of violence.
Florida Walmart Commemorates 9/11 With Cool, Refreshing, Coca-Cola
a Wal-Mart manager thought the most heartfelt way to remember the 15th anniversary of the September 11th attacks would be to build the Twin Towers out of Coke Zero. I wonder if that’s a Ground Zero reference?
Florida Teen Plays Doogie Howser – Police Not Amused
It’s great to see kids today taking the initiative to make something of their lives. Unfortunately, so many of them are looking for a short cut and they miss important steps along the way… like medical school.
Florida Kids Take Flight When Bounce House Gets Sucked Up Into Tornado
It’s like the world’s saddest Wizard of Oz remake.