Cats, they’re everywhere. Especially in places you don’t want them to be.
In a new trend, dance studios are offering pole dancing classes for girls as young as three. Child Protection groups naturally outraged.
Forget your broomstick, quidditch is for kids. It looks like this Hogwart’s student has upgraded from the Nimbus and the Firebolt and gone straight for the X-POLE! Gryffindor for the win!