I’ve never really understood human statue street performers. I guess they are kinda clever, but you could also just call them really lazy mimes. Regardless, they are still out there hustling for a living just like the rest of us.

One street performing human statue recently came up against something we like to call “a gigantic douche bag.” The guy harassed him continuously, even giving him a wet willy. Amazingly, the statue didn’t react to it. Unfortunately for the guy, he kept harassing the statue and it did react… right in his face.

He gave the dude a wet willy, he’s lucky all he got was punched in the face.

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